stuck to the fridge since 2015 ↓
Good Boy Points
Tendies came first. Good Boy Points are what you earn to afford them. No utility, no roadmap meeting, no whitepaper — just a reward chart, a gold star, and mommy saying you did a good job.
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forever
You haven't done anything yet, sweetie.
Definition
good boy points
/ɡʊd bɔɪ pɔɪnts/ · noun, plural · abbr. GBP
An internal currency issued by mothers to grown sons in exchange for chores, good behaviour, and not screeching. Redeemable at the household rate for chicken tendies and, on a very good week, the good dipping sauce.
Any approval you accumulate that cannot be spent anywhere real. Upvotes. Kind words from your manager. Being told you're being very brave about it.
A token on-chain with the ticker GBP. Same intrinsic value as the other two, but with a contract address, so at least you can trade it.
"I have 30 good boy points. Tendies cost six. Do the maths, mommy."
Why it's the second runner
- Tendies are the prize.
- Points are how you get the prize.
- Nobody ever bought a tendie without earning the points first.
- So: $TENDIES leads, $GBP follows it home.
Lore
It started on a corkboard, not a chart
Around 2014 the tendie stories started circulating: a grown man, a bedroom, a mother, a laminated reward system. The internet found the whole apparatus funny enough to keep, and Good Boy Points outlived the stories that invented them. By the time retail traders were posting screenshots of six-figure option losses, the vocabulary was already sitting there waiting. Tendies for the win. Points for the effort.
>be me
>emptied the dishwasher without being asked twice
>mommy awards 20 good boy points
>balance now 118
>could redeem for 19 tendies, plus change
>instead I hold
>tell mommy the points are on a chain now
>she asks what chain
>I explain liquidity for forty minutes
>she says that's nice sweetie, that's another 5 points for using your words
>up only
Allowance breakdown
The numbers, on the fridge
| Line item | Amount |
|---|---|
| Total points issuedFixed. Mommy is not printing more. | 1,000,000,000 |
| Buy taxNothing skimmed on the way in. | 0% |
| Sell taxNothing skimmed on the way out. | 0% |
| LiquidityLocked and burned. The keys went in the bin with the tendie box. | Burned |
| Contract ownershipRenounced. Nobody grounds you now. | Renounced |
| Tendie redemption ratePurely ceremonial. Do not email us about this. | 6 GBP = 1 |
What the points are for
Nothing. That's the joke, and the joke is the whole product. GBP is a memecoin: it has no revenue, no team allocation to vest, no partnership announcements to schedule.
What they're worth
Whatever the next person will pay for them, which is exactly how it worked on the fridge too. Never put in more than you'd be comfortable explaining to your mother.
Chore list
Things to do before dinner
A roadmap is just a chore list with better lighting. Here's ours, in the order it actually has to happen.
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done, no notes
Deploy the contract
Liquidity in, keys out, chart live.
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done, gold star
Put the chart on the fridge
This website. You are looking at it.
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after school
Get the holders in one room
Telegram, X, and a group chat that is 90% tendie pictures.
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before dinner
Listings and trackers
CoinGecko, CMC, and every aggregator that will have us.
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someday
Buy the community actual chicken tendies
Real ones. With sauce. This is the only utility we will ever ship.
How to earn some
Four chores and you're in
Get a wallet
MetaMask, Rabby, Phantom — whichever one you'll actually remember the password for. Write the seed phrase on paper, not in your notes app.
Fund it
Send ETH from an exchange to your own wallet address. Leave a little extra for gas.
Paste the address
Open your DEX of choice, paste the GBP contract address into the token field, and confirm it matches the one at the top of this page character for character.
Swap and hold
Set your slippage, approve, swap. Then go empty the dishwasher — you've earned nothing yet.